Well here we are bitches. Dickies Stuff has finally arrived. We make the shit, you buy the shit, and then we spend your money on MDMA, weed, cocaine and hookers. That's how this all. Fucking. Works.
Question: So, where are we from and how did we get here?
Answer: None of your fucking business and none of your fucking business, again, you nosy cunt.
How did Dickies Stuff come to fruition we don't hear you asking? Well, we'll answer this one.
After a heavy night of drum and bass (the MC was a cunt though and wouldn't shut up) and still pinging off some top notch MD and also having a bit of a giggle fest due to some top notch weed vapes, Dickie and his Ms were banging away. Mid banging, the discussion (yes, it's OK to chat while you fuck) turned to what previous men had wanted in bed (some of you filthy fuckers really do like a slap or two, don't ya?).
"This one guy wanted to be hit, like really fucking hit." Says Ms Dickie, "So I slapped him. "Harder" he said, so I like proper slapped him. "HARDER" he said, so I fucking belted that cunt right across his chops, stung my hand it did".
This led on, amidst the giggles (and still maintaining a diamond cutting boner I must add) to us coming up with the phrase "I'm going to headbutt you until you cum. You cunt". And thus, the seeds of Dickies Stuff were planted. Dickies other seed was well and truly planted, a little while later we should add and mainly over the tits.
Fast forward a good few months (there's been plenty of great raves to go to, plenty of top notch MDMA to consume so we've been busy, sue us ffs) and we're finally here!
So, if you've read this far, go and fucking buy some shit and keep coming back and buying more shit. You cunt.
Dickie xx