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We don't discriminate, but these T-shirts are shit, fucking, hot. Grab 'em now you twat.
PINK TACO
Rated 5 Stars on Titsadvisor
TONIGHT IT'S ME TIME! LADIES EDITIONS
Santa's Little Felcher
Rated 1 star on Fuckadvisor (18)
If you can read this
I'm not just a great pair of tits
I'm not buckled I'm just a little bit wankered
People hanging
MY BABY IS FUCKING UGLY
YOUR BABY IS FUCKING UGLY
Cum®
MAKE ANAL GREAT AGAIN
Disappoint
Wanna go halves on a bastard?
Your Face Would Look Better
Tonguepunch
Bought and paid for.
I've literally got a wide on right now
Lunar thinks you're a cunt
TONIGHT IT'S ME TIME! GUYS EDITION!
OPRAH WINFREY GAVE ME CHLAMYDIA
HEAVY PETTING WELCOME!