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Headbutt
£22.50
If you've fucking bothered to read the blog, you'll know that this is the planted seed which Dickies Stuff grew from. It's the OG. The instigator.
You'll also know that later that evening Dickies actual seed was well and truly planted, and mainly over the tits of Ms Dickie.
Size guide
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||||
A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | |||
B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | |||
B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 |
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||||
A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | |||
B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | |||
B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 |
Care Instructions
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Wash | away those cobwebs by getting headbutted until you cum! YOU CUNT! |
Dry | the blood off your face after a heavy headbutting and cumming session, YOU CUNT! |