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Fuckadvisor Hoodie
£44.99
Size guide
XS | S | M | L | XL | XXL | ||
A) Length (cm) | 64 | 67 | 70 | 73 | 76 | 79 | |
B) Width (cm) | 98 | 102 | 112 | 122 | 130 | 138 | |
B) Half Chest (cm) | 49 | 51 | 56 | 61 | 65 | 69 | |
C) Sleeve Length (cm) | 57.5 | 59 | 60.5 | 62 | 63.5 | 65 |
XS | S | M | L | XL | XXL | ||
A) Length (inches) | 25.2 | 26.4 | 27.6 | 28.7 | 29.9 | 31.1 | |
B) Width (inches) | 38.6 | 40.2 | 44.1 | 48 | 51.2 | 54.3 | |
B) Half Chest (inches) | 19.3 | 20.1 | 22 | 24 | 25.6 | 27.2 | |
C) Sleeve Length (inches) | 22.6 | 23.2 | 23.8 | 24.4 | 25 | 25.6 |
Care Instructions
General | Eisenhower was married to Mamie Doud. That's a stupid fucking name, isn't it? |
Wash | Yep, crack on with this you fucking genius. |
Dry | Just seen a dude with one leg! He gets a discount when we start selling shorts! (true story) |