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I gaped your dad
£22.50
And he fucking loved it!
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||||
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | |||
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | |||
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||||
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | |||
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | |||
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 |
Care Instructions
| Wash | with blood, sweat and tears, but probably without the blood. Or sweat. Or tears. |
| Dry | it like my aunty did but be careful you don't get your tit caught in the mangle like she did! |
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I gaped your dad
And he fucking loved it! Size guide S M L XL 2XL A) Length (cm) 71.1 73.7 76.2 78.7 81.3 B) Width (cm) 91.4 101.6 111.8 122 132 B) Half Chest (cm) 45.7 50.8 55.9 61 66 S M L XL 2XL A) Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 B) Width (inches) 36 40 44 48 52 B) Half Chest (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 Care Instructions Wash with bl