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MY BABY IS FUCKING UGLY
£22.50
Do you know a pair of brand new parents?
Do they coo over their newborn?
Do they end unsolicited pictures of that ugly fucking thing?
Well, why not send them each one of these bad boys!
They don't have to know who sent it, but they DO have to know their baby is fucking ugly!
Size guide
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||||
A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | |||
B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | |||
B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 |
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||||
A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | |||
B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | |||
B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 |
Care Instructions
Wash | this tshirt, knowing the truth that you've been able to tell. |
Dry | like a rattlesnakes minge. |