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Rated 1 star on Fuckadvisor HOODIE
£44.99
DAMN, WHO DO YOU KNOW WHO'S THAT FUCKING TERRIBLE THEY DESERVE ONE OF THESE? AND AFTER 18 FUCKING REVIEWS? HOLY SHIT!!
FUCK GIRL BEING A STARFISH?
FUCK BOY A ONE PUMP CHUMP?
WE CAN SEND THIS ONE ANONYMOUSLY YA KNOW!!
Size guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | XXL | 3XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 64 | 67 | 70 | 73 | 76 | 79 | 82 |
| B) Width (cm) | 98 | 102 | 112 | 122 | 130 | 138 | 146 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 49 | 51 | 56 | 61 | 65 | 69 | 73 |
| C) Sleeve Length (cm) | 57.5 | 59 | 60.5 | 62 | 63.5 | 65 | 66.5 |
| XS | S | M | L | XL | XXL | 3XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 25.2 | 26.4 | 27.6 | 28.7 | 29.9 | 31.1 | 32.3 |
| B) Width (inches) | 38.6 | 40.2 | 44.1 | 48 | 51.2 | 54.3 | 57.5 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 19.3 | 20.1 | 22 | 24 | 25.6 | 27.2 | 28.7 |
| C) Sleeve Length (inches) | 22.6 | 23.2 | 23.8 | 24.4 | 25 | 25.6 | 26.2 |
Care Instructions
| Wash | with love, care, and sprinklings of unicorn faeces for the best results, ever! |
| Dry | with the heat from a loving heart! Oh fuck off. |
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Rated 1 star on Fuckadvisor HOODIE
DAMN, WHO DO YOU KNOW WHO'S THAT FUCKING TERRIBLE THEY DESERVE ONE OF THESE? AND AFTER 18 FUCKING REVIEWS? HOLY SHIT!! FUCK GIRL BEING A STARFISH? FUCK BOY A ONE PUMP CHUMP? WE CAN SEND THIS ONE ANONYMOUSLY YA KNOW!! Size guide XS S M L XL XXL 3XL A) Length (cm) 64 67 70 73 76 79 82 B) Width (cm) 98 102 112 122 130 1