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Titsadvisor Hoodie 420 Edition
£44.99
Check out the chesticles on Charlene!!
ps: Dickie says to check your tits regularly for lumps, ladies, but if you don't know how to, then click here to read more. Dickie says he can probably help if you'd like him to.
Size guide
XS | S | M | L | XL | XXL | ||
A) Length (cm) | 64 | 67 | 70 | 73 | 76 | 79 | |
B) Width (cm) | 98 | 102 | 112 | 122 | 130 | 138 | |
B) Half Chest (cm) | 49 | 51 | 56 | 61 | 65 | 69 | |
C) Sleeve Length (cm) | 57.5 | 59 | 60.5 | 62 | 63.5 | 65 |
XS | S | M | L | XL | XXL | ||
A) Length (inches) | 25.2 | 26.4 | 27.6 | 28.7 | 29.9 | 31.1 | |
B) Width (inches) | 38.6 | 40.2 | 44.1 | 48 | 51.2 | 54.3 | |
B) Half Chest (inches) | 19.3 | 20.1 | 22 | 24 | 25.6 | 27.2 | |
C) Sleeve Length (inches) | 22.6 | 23.2 | 23.8 | 24.4 | 25 | 25.6 |
Care Instructions
Wash | The hoodie is machine washable, making it easy to maintain without special requirements. (This is what it should say everywhere, but it's fucking boring isn't it?) |
Dry | Tumble dry low is recommended to preserve the integrity and softness of the fabric. (fucking integrity, even I don't have that!) |