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Wanna go halves on a bastard?
£22.50
I can be yo baby daddy!
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86 | 89 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 31.9 |
Care Instructions
| Wash | whenever you want, or don't, fuck you. |
| Dry | your eyes, as no, I won't be coming back. |
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Wanna go halves on a bastard?
I can be yo baby daddy! Size guide S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL A) Length (cm) 71.1 73.7 76.2 78.7 81.3 83.8 86 89 B) Width (cm) 91.4 101.6 111.8 122 132 142.2 152 162 B) Half Chest (cm) 45.7 50.8 55.9 61 66 71.1 76 81 S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL A) Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33 33.9 35 B) Width (inches) 36 40 44 48 5