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Who needs personality when your cock's as big as mine?
£22.50
I don't speak. You wouldn't like me when I speak. Let's fuck.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||||
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | |||
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | |||
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||||
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | |||
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | |||
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 |
Care Instructions
Wash |
Yep, you should do this when you get it all manky and shit. |
Dry |
Like a camels arsehole. |
Store |
That place your father went to years ago, when's he coming back? |
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Who needs personality when your cock's as big as mine?
I don't speak. You wouldn't like me when I speak. Let's fuck. Size guide S M L XL 2XL A) Length (cm) 71.1 73.7 76.2 78.7 81.3 B) Width (cm) 91.4 101.6 111.8 122 132 B) Half Chest (cm) 45.7 50.8 55.9 61 66 S M L XL 2XL A) Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 B) Width (inches) 36 40 44 48 52 B) Half Chest (inches) 18 20 22